Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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