I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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