So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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