Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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