I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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