This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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