Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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