so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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