16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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