I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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