forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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