sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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