OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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