Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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