The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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