too bad you live with your parents still
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Im part way to drunk.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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