How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
