Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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