using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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