There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We're facebook friends in real life
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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