i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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