Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
