I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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