everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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