She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
