He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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