"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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