I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she looked like the before picture.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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