He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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