can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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