I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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