girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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