Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
