You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
