No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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