You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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