How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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