my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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