you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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