we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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