Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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