That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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