So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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