What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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