He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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