She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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