well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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