I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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