Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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