Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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