Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
